hey im melissa

mushiemallows:

the office is such a stupid show i love it so much

(via antidad)

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me in 2012:*tags a reblogged text post with relatable content 'same'*
me in 2014:*tags a picture of a cabbage cut in half 'same'*
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queenfattyoftherollpalace:

casually smacks my own ass while I get dressed

(via mermaid-lice)

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Dear white people…

(Source: this-bi-guy, via thirtsy)

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averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

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queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is

(via thirtsy)

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97chainz:

Why do moms put dishes away so loudly

(via pussyclestroyer)

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